27.7.10

有趣加薪要求Chinese humour



Someone wanted to have a pay hike, so he wrote to his boss...
and got his reply.
 

Dear Bo$$  

In thi$  life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you  $hould be under$tanding of the need$  of u$.  worker$  who have given  $o much  $upport including  $weat and  $ervice to your company.  
I am   $ure you will gue$$  what I mean and re$pond     $oon.  
   
Your$     $incerely,  
Marian $hih  
 
 

第二天,她收到了老闆的回信:
 




Dear Marian  
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have  NOticed that our company is  NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.  
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are  NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.  
I have NOthing more to add  NOw. You kNOw what I mean.  
Yours truly,
Manager