The menu

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.  Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu. Tourist:  $5 Broiled Missionary:  $7 Fried Explorer:  $9 Freshly Baked Republicans and Democrats:  $150 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?' The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'