27.2.10

PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!



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Especially for the Ladies !  
 
   
PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! 

 


 

I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and

Don't want one to run into a clean window

And get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

Then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)


I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

And they agree with everything I say.




I don't disturb cobwebs because .

I want every creature to have a home of their own.




I don't Spring Clean because .

I love all the seasons

And don't want the others to get jealous




I don't pull weeds

In the garden because ..

I don't want to get

In God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because .

My husband

Will never be able to find them again. 



 

I don't do gourmet meals
When I entertain because .

I don't want my guests to

Stress out over what to make when

They invite me

Over for dinner. 


  

I don't iron because ... 
  
I choose to believe them


When they say "Permanent Press".




I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and

I want to stick around

And become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!
!





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