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Especially for the Ladies ! PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and
Don't want one to run into a clean window
And get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
Then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
And they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because .
I love all the seasons
And don't want the others to get jealous
I don't pull weeds
In the garden because ..
I don't want to get
In God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because .
My husband
Will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals When I entertain because .
I don't want my guests to
Stress out over what to make when
They invite me
Over for dinner.
I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them
When they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and
I want to stick around
And become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
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