The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll
remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters
the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddoo youu hhhave
ddiilldos?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The
old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn
inchessss llong aand aabbou t twoo inchess
ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, 'Yes
we do' She asks: ' Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offffff?
remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters
the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddoo youu hhhave
ddiilldos?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The
old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn
inchessss llong aand aabbou t twoo inchess
ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, 'Yes
we do' She asks: ' Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offffff?
