A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job

A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.  - The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?            He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'  - Have you ever been in the military service?'             'Yes,' he replied. 'I did 2 combat tours of Afghanistan.'  - The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asked,' Are you disabled in any way?'            The guy said, Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.  - The interviewer grimaced and then said,'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are! from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M.. every day.  The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?    -  This is a government job, the interviewer said. For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.