29.4.10

Todays English Lesson

Todays English Lesson [some explicit language!]

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mush room.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
should er.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got her pes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and Ju ly to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rect um!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chi cken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheel chair.

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
har ass ment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bish op.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club20but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, bud weiser face so ugly?