male or female?

Male or Female?  You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:    FREEZER BAGS:  They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES:  Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS:  Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES:  These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES:  Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.   TRAINS:  Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. EGG TIMERS:  Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS:  Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTECONTROL:  Female. Ha! You probably thought it would-be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying  New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in  Minnesota .

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