My what fun it must be at the Nursing Home,
M.
Three mischievous old Grandmas were
sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home when an old Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out
saying, 'We can tell exactly how
old you are.' The old man said, 'There is no way you
can guess it, you old fools.'
One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure
we can! Just drop your pants and
under shorts and we can tell your
exact age.' Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, |
he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn
around a couple of times and to jump
up and down several times. Then they
all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years
old!' Standing with his pants down around
his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in
the world did you guess?'
Slapping their knees and grinning from
ear to ear, the three old ladies happily
yelled in unison - - -
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'
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