27.7.09

Almost as good as Duct Tape

Subject: Almost as good as Duct Tape

A  lady got up very early one morning and went outside to pickup the
Sunday paper, she noticed someone had sprayed red paint all around the
sides of the neighbors brand new  beige truck.  She went over and woke
him up and gave him the bad news.  He was, of course extremely upset.

And they  stood there trying to figure out what could be done about
the problem. They decided there wasn't much recourse but to wait until
Monday, since nothing was open.  Just then another neighbor came out
of his house, surveyed the situation  and immediately went to get his
WD-40 out and cleaned the red paint off with it.  Guess What!  It
cleaned up that paint without harming the original paint on the truck!
I'm impressed!!

Water Displacement #40. The  product began from a search for a rust
preventative solvent and degreaser to protect Missile parts.  WD-40
was created in 1953 by three  Technicians at the San Diego Rocket
Chemical Company.  Its name comes from the project that was to find a
'water  displacement' compound.  They were successful with the
fortieth formulation, thus WD-40.  The Convair  Company bought it in
bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.

Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is  nothing in
WD-40 that would hurt you...' IT IS MADE FROM FISH OIL'.  When you
read the 'shower door' part, try it.  It's the first thing that has
ever cleaned that spotty shower door.  If yours is plastic, it works
just as well as glass.  It is a miracle!  Then try it on your
stovetop... It is now shinier than it has ever been before.

           1) Protects silver from  tarnishing.
           2) Removes road tar and grime from cars.
           3) Cleans and  lubricates guitar strings.
           4) Gives floors that `just-waxed` sheen without making it slippery.
           5) Keeps flies off cows.
           6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.
           7) Removes lipstick stains.
           8) Loosens stubborn  zippers.
           9) Untangles jewelry chains.
           10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
           11) Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
           12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
           13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.
           14)  Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
           15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble  floors.
           16)  Keeps scissors working smoothly.
           17)  Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes
           18) It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor!
Open  some windows if you have a lot of marks.
           19) Bug guts will eat away the  finish on your car.
Removed quickly, with WD-40!
           20) Gives a children's play gym slide a  shine for a super
fast slide.
           21) Lubricates gear shift on lawn mowers.
           22) Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
           23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes
them easier to open.
           24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
           25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in
vehicles, well as vinyl bumpers.
           26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
           27 ) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
           28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and
bicycles for easy handling.
           29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps
them running smoothly.
           30) Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
           31) Removes splattered grease on stove.
           32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
           33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
           34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
           35) Removes all traces of duct tape.
           36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to
relieve arthritis pain
           37)  Florida's favorite use 'Cleans and removes love bugs
from grills and  bumpers.'
           38) Protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
           39) WD-40 attracts fish.  Spray a LITTLE on live bait or
lures and you will be  catching the big one in no time.
           40) Ant bites.  It takes the sting  away immediately and
stops the itch.
           41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls.  Spray
on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
           42) If you've washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a
load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and Presto!
Lipstick is  gone!
           43) If you spray WD-40 on the distributor cap, it will
displace the moisture and allow the car to start.
            44)   If you peal off a sticker from any container,
mirror, automobile etc.,  it will take the stickiness off and leave it
cleaner that you had ever thought possible.

           Keep a can of WD-40  in your kitchen cabinet.  It is good
for oven burns or any other type of burn.  It takes the burned feeling
away and heals with NO scarring.

           Remember,  the basic ingredient is FISH OIL

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