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A chicken farmer

The Chicken Farmer
 
 
A chicken farmer stopped in  a local and bar sat next to a woman. Then, 
He ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How

About that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
 
"What a coincidence" the farmer said. "This is a special day for me. I 
Am celebrating."
 
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the 
Woman.
 
"What a coincidence!" said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses

He added, "What are you celebrating?"
  
 "My husband and I have been try

Ing to have a child and today my
  Gynecologist told me that at last I am pregnant!"
  
 "What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years 
 All of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized 
 Eggs."
  
 "That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?''
  
 "I used a different cock," he replied.
  
 The woman 
 Smiled, clinked his glass and said, "What a coincidence!"