The Chicken Farmer
A chicken farmer stopped in a local and bar sat next to a woman. Then,
He ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How
About that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence" the farmer said. "This is a special day for me. I
Am celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the
Woman.
"What a coincidence!" said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses
He added, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been try
Ing to have a child and today my
Gynecologist told me that at last I am pregnant!"
"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years
All of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized
Eggs."
"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?''
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman
Smiled, clinked his glass and said, "What a coincidence!"