| Confucius Says: Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk. War does not
determine who is right, war determines who is
left. Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse. Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there. Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement. Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs. Crowded elevator
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