Gallagher
Thoughts
Only
in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only
in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
Only
in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
Only
in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only
in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
EVER
WONDER .
Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?
Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If
flying is so safe,
why
do they call the airport the terminal?
Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We
all need to smile every once in a while.
