14.12.08

two women talking in heaven


1st woman
: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman
: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman
: I froze to death.
2nd woman
: How horrible!

1st woman
: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman
: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV..

1st woman
: So, what happened?

2nd woman
: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.


1st woman
: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
 
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven