Overalls That Fit

FINALLY! OVERALLS THAT FIT! Just ask for the "KENTUCKY CUT " Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when...... 1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2 You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3 Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4 You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5 You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench 6 The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7 You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8 You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9 You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean ? 20. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it. 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side. 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

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